Hi. I'm Andrew. I'm random. Yay...?

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peanutbutterandjamzee:

antemrd:

heads

UM

DIRK?

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mikey-way-galaxy:

mikey-way-galaxy:

isetmynarwhalsonfire:

we’re all like this weird combination of wade and sheen

With a dash of Vicky

And that vacuum that eats all the mother fucking food

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wariofan63:

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mcniggits:

jadedavewhisperer:

t4vros:

jj-homo:

you-only-honl-once:

thatmouseyblog:

orangelemonartt:

awfulthingshappenconstantly:

tavros-hot-butt:

nosleepjustcoffee:

I need this so I can alert any poor soul who showers after me, should I forget to turn the heat down before shutting it off.

i need this


You know you’ve been reading too much Homestuck when…

homestuck reader: “yeah, i think i’ll take a nepeta today.”
non-reader: “Y-YOU’LL TAKE A WHAT?”

wow equius is the perfect shower

i’m the oNLY ONE WHO SAW BETA KIDS COME THE FUCK ONN…………

i saw betas too

I need this becAUSE JADE JOHN ROSE DA V E???????

i saw the kids

mcniggits:

jadedavewhisperer:

t4vros:

jj-homo:

you-only-honl-once:

thatmouseyblog:

orangelemonartt:

awfulthingshappenconstantly:

tavros-hot-butt:

nosleepjustcoffee:

I need this so I can alert any poor soul who showers after me, should I forget to turn the heat down before shutting it off.

i need this

You know you’ve been reading too much Homestuck when…

homestuck reader: “yeah, i think i’ll take a nepeta today.”

non-reader: “Y-YOU’LL TAKE A WHAT?”

wow equius is the perfect shower

i’m the oNLY ONE WHO SAW BETA KIDS COME THE FUCK ONN…………

i saw betas too

I need this becAUSE JADE JOHN ROSE DA V E???????

i saw the kids

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lord-strider:

phemiec:

davestridersironicgirlfriend:

failure-artist:

If you’re hot for a guy, do not paralyze him from the waist down.

So-

Should I shoot them through the chest?!

What about if I make out with their severed head. Is that cool?

Do I send a robot that beats them to unconsciousness??

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